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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 20:25

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Ok, so this is a question seeking an answer to clear up whatever gymnastics are in my head. I'm a moderately attractive guy, sincere heart, genuinely looking to love another, established. Why don't women that I'm attracted to, want me back?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”